Why Not.....

I want to get out of Death bed and walk straight to old age home ;

Everday Waking up with a better feeling , i get healthier ;

Later i get kicked off from that place because i have grown more weight ;

And now i see my son's family come to pick me with a smile ;

Playing with grandchildren & listening to stories, i get paid ;

I go and start collecting my pension everyday ;

Getting energy day by day, i walk in to the top most MNC and take charge as CEO ;

Company celebrates me giving welcome party With gold watch, mercedez benz and a bungalow ;

Enjoying all the holiday benefits, free flights with family ; my work load begins to increase ;

Parallelly i also get demoted time to time for not being productive ;

Working for almost 35 years i lose all my experience till i get young for retirement ;

I party, drink alcohol and loose my control and get ready for my high school ;

For every standard i study , my knowledge and age keeps on decreasing day by day while my

uncontrollable mischevious behaviour keeps growing exponentially ;

After years i understand, Education has finally ruined my life and i decide to go to play school

forgetting all my responsibilities ;

Then i find its worthy the time to transform from a child to a baby and rest in my mom's hand ;

Finally i spend ten months floating in a luxurious spa getting massage & timely food...Hurray !

I finish off as a sperm who raced to the top fighting millions in the race !!

I submit this case to GOD !!